Between the four email accounts I use regularly, I get a lot of spam. While it annoys me greatly to have to spend so much time sorting through it to make sure that some real mail hasn't been caught in the filters, I've found that the subject lines can sometimes be quite amusing and sometimes even profound in an existentialist sort of way. Most of my amusement comes from the emails where they take two or three words and randomly pair them in the subject heading, but I do have to admit that I'm also getting a chuckle out of the fact that even the spammers are riding Harry Potter's robe-tails and now "enhancement" products are using "magic wand" as a euphemism for a certain part of male anatomy.
So here are some from today's haul of spam that made me grin:
Worldly tripod - this one actually kind of works for me. Makes me think of travel photography.
A pretty-pretty fly - What happens when an insect ends up in a supermodel's teleportation device.
Dirt-encrusted squid - What happens when you drop your calamari